Bare Naked Survivor |  | Director: Doug Hoffman Actor: Lenny Juliano; Julie K. Smith; Shauna O'Brien; Julie Smith; Aimee Sweet; Alexus Winston; Tess Broussard; Aria Giovanni; Allen Glazier Studio: Indican Category: DVD
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Seller: mightysilver Rating: 9 reviews
Format: Color, DVD, NTSC Language: English (Original Language) Rating: X (Mature Audiences Only) Region: 1 Number Of Discs: 1 Running Time: 98 Minutes Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2 Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.2 x 0.6
MPN: D00042K4D UPC: 825284200324 EAN: 0825284200324
Theatrical Release Date: 2001 Release Date: July 10, 2007 Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
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Product Description This bosom-proud parody of the reality show takes six women (five former Penthouse Pets and a lone Playboy Playmate) to the Pacific island of Butta Cheeka in a joyfully silly exercise in tropical survival of the sneakiest. "Bare Naked Survivor" is so heavily tongue-in-Butta Cheeka that it is well nigh impossible to blow a fuse at the campy shenanigans on-screen. The film offers some genuinely funny send-ups of "Survivor with a smidge of Abbott and Costello tossed in. The gals look great in the surf and sand and the film sails along merrily without a care or a trace of pretension. For pure no-cal fun, "Bare Naked Survivor" is a delicious!
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Total waste August 6, 2007 tonyoc (Alexandria, VA United States) 5 out of 5 found this review helpful
No humor, no acting, no script, no eroticism. They had the talent and wasted them.
Not Worth It August 1, 2007 lightbulbs (Boston) 6 out of 6 found this review helpful
Seriously has to be one of the worst movies I have seen in the genre. Not very well done at all and with the cast, you'd think you'd have seen much more of the things people would buy this type of movie for. Sure there is some nudity, but not much at all. I would pass on this one.
BTW, It was previously released as Survivors Exposed which has a run time of 10 additional minutes, so I'm not sure if this was edited even more than the other one or not.
Complete Waste of Time and Money February 21, 2002 17 out of 17 found this review helpful
This is a terrible movie from the makers of the slightly-better "Bare Wench Project". It stars 6 beautiful women and 1 annoying ugly guy who gets more screen time than all of the girls combinded. This is a T&A movie with very little T&A. The girls talents are completely wasted. A typical sceen shows a 1/2 second clip of a girl either topless of wearing a bikini while dancing on the beach, followed by a 3-4 second clip of the annoying guy as he reacts to the girl dancing, then back to the girl for a fraction of a second, then back to the guy for a terribly long time. Whoever edited this movie didn't understand what the point of this type of movie is. There are lots of lengthy interviews with the clothed girls that dragged on and on. The picture quality is poor, since it was shot with hand-held digital cameras, and the lighting was harsh, since it was mostly shot in direct sunlight. I will admit, however, that a couple of scenes had me laughing. Don't waste your money on this one.
Survivors Exposed (2000) d: Hoffman, Doug February 5, 2002 Tony Crosgrey (Peterborough, Ontario) 6 out of 6 found this review helpful
Packaged to cash-in on the hit CBS reality television show Survivor (1999), and if it wasn't for the small print stating the films lack of affiliation, one would think that this DVD contains the girls from the show, or perhaps it delves into some lurid details of the real lives of each of the contestants. None of that here..., but don't fret my friends..., we got naked women poking fun at survivor. Six mostly topless women survive on the island of Butta Cheeka; yet rarely compete [One contest that does take place is topless plane signalling], or are voted off. One girl named Monica [Aria Giovanni / California Dreams: Beach Blanket Malibu (2000)] is spanked by the other girls instead. The large breasted cult movie star Julie K. Smith [Day of the Warrior (1996) Return to Savage Beach (1998); Bare Wench Project (2000) plays a top-heavy tough Navy Seal named Ruby. Shauna O'Brien [The Seductress (2000)] plays the sneaky French babe who eats [fake candy] slugs. Other characters include the bible thumper [Alexus Winston]; the free spirited party girl who loves "Naked Day" [Aimee Sweet], and Tess Broussard the southern girl who gets hungry for the other beauties, when the food runs low. There is not one ugly duckling in the bunch, except for the sometimes funny host [Lenny Juliano?]. The obviously horney host gets in the way of all the boob action. In the end... It is he that is finally voted off the island, and the lesbian loving women decide to stay. Looking for a great story, amazing FX, or good acting don't waste your time here. If naked lesbo women with large breasts are your thing, Survivors Exposed is for you.
Oh, what it could have been September 18, 2001 6 out of 8 found this review helpful
With all this beautiful talent to work with, this flimsy spoof is flirtatious waste of time. The movie tries to have it both ways, funny and erotic, but is rarely neither. Unimaginitive and unstimulating
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